(Sebenarnya ini merupakan SMS ‘berdebu’ yg lama terabaikan dalam inbox ponsel saya dari mantan gebetan pada tanggal 28 Juli 2008*halah*tapi sumpah fresh bgt, in English, of course.) huhuuuu…miss him so much!
A guy has talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. “ This dog can speak English, “ he claims to the unimpressed agent. “ Okay, Sport, “ the guy says to the dog, “ What’s on the top oh the house? “ “ Roof! “ the dog replies. “ Oh, come on… “ the talent agent responds. “ All dogs go ‘roof’. “ No, wait, “ the guy says. He asks the dog, “ What does the sandpaper feel like? “ “ Rough!” the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is loosing his patience. “ No, hang on, “ the guy says. “ This one will amaze you. “ He turns and asks the dog, “ Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all the time? ” “ Ruth! “ goes the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says, “ Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio? “